Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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