i just google imaged poop.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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