I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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