WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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