In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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