No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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