we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
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Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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