Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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