if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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