What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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