umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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