with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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