She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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