I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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