she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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