just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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