I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
i out mim tonsoeep
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