Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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