You're earring is so big in my mouth
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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