pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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