How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
this hospital has no fireball
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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