Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
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FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
tell me about the fingering
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