I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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