He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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