Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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