he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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