Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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