id be glad to
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize
