just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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