You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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