We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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