I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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