He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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