what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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