YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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