She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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