I'm lost and stupid without you.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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