:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
high people should be assigned attendants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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