Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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