She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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