and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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