"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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