let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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