Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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