Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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