OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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