ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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