So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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