I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
false alarm, still single
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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