i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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