is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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