it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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