Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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