it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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