I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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