Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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